To Whom it May Concern,

Attention members of the Pierce family:

Thank you for getting the mail today.  However, in the future, please bring it all the way into the house, especially when a couple thousand dollar economic stimulus check from the United States Government is in the stack!!

Sincerely, 

Your Mother

Happened to notice this little pile in the corner of my herb garden as I drove in from the grocery this afternoon.  Yikes!!