1. A child deciding which bat to use during a little driveway baseball today said, "I like to use the metal-wood bat instead of the wood bat." Hmmmmm
2. While doing some gardening I felt something brushing up against my backside. I looked down to see a metal detector hovering near the area and had to say, "there is NO METAL IN MY BEHIND!!" (-:
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