That'll teach me . . .

I have been answering about 435,642 questions a day from William for the last few months.

Want some examples?

1. Why is that a toothbrush?

2. What does flash mean?

3. What does zoom mean?

4. Why is that big?

5. Why is that little?

6. Why is that hot?

7. Why is that cold?

8. Why is this a car?

9. What is a knob?

10. Why is that a wrench?

and on

and on

and on

I typically answer them all

(this is a short lived stage and a pretty easy one comparatively).

However, this morning we were running late for swim practice, unexpected clean ups, waking late, all the regular last-minute stuff. So, I gave myself 1 & 1/2 minutes to make my self mildly presentable by washing my face and brushing my hair. As I brushed my hair I had question #362 of the day...

"What are you doing?"

In my running late, exasperated state and since I thought this was one question surely he knew the answer to (I was brushing my hair for heaven's sake) I lamely put the question back on him with:

"What do you think I'm doing?"

to which he quickly replied:

"Making yourself beautiful."

That'll teach me.

Just answer the questions, it doesn't last long!